So, somehow you’ve had the good fortune to stumble across my blog, and now you’re thinking, ‘what the hell is this’? Don’t worry, I’ve shared this same sentiment many a time, as ‘this’ is an account of all of the utter ridiculousness that is my life.

For legal purposes, I will say that this is all fiction… if this admission doesn’t deter you from suing me for emotional damages, then please be advised that it is I who has been emotionally damaged, and at times physically damaged as well.

At the tender age of 18 I moved to Rome to get my bachelors degree, but my education extended far past the classroom. I have now obtained my degree in handling bachelors, and along with my motley crew of successful degenerate friends, I feel brave enough to share my story.