Taking us back to October 2021- I had just heard that I had gotten my new job in New York (and would be leaving Rome in only 2 weeks’ time) and wanted to celebrate with a day of good food, maybe a mani-pedi, a workout class, and hot sex. I think self-care is really important. The guy I was talking to at the time, let’s call him Toby, I had met at a bar a few weeks prior. Listen, I had no idea that this 6’4″ / 6’5″ guy was only 19 at the time, I swear! Not that I should have any self-righteous indignation- I was only 21 at the time myself- but given the different mental growth rates between the genders, it did feel slightly statutory. Anyways- I was rearing to go, and invited Toby over to “play chess”. A classic misdirection!
Before I go on- it is important to demonstrate the floor plan of the apartment (please refer to the labels in the style of “Old English MS”):
I shared my room with Emma, and so was always relegated to the living room couch whenever I had a guy over. As things proceeded to get hotter and heavier, I had to mention that I was unfortunately on my period but was totally cool with period sex if he was. And cool with it he was NOT. He still wanted to kiss, which was a disaster for me, because if anything, all my period does is make me a horn dog, and heavy petting wasn’t going to do it. Something had to be done. His pants were already on the floor, so I pulled the belt out of the loops, looked him square in the eyes, and told him to… bend over.
WHOOOSH! CABLOOOOSH!!! I don’t know what got into me, but I found myself whipping this man’s bare ass with his own belt as he was bent over my lap and yelping softly.
After he left, I knew that he would never forget me, and was also possibly in love. I was walking down the hallway back to my room when Sarah’s door sprang open, and she came darting out with wild eyes. “ARE YOU OKAY” she asked – “I HEARD ALL OF THESE STRANGE NOISES; IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS WHIPPING YOU”. “Oh no” – I replied, “that was me whipping him”. Her hand flew over her mouth and we both burst out into incredulous cackles. Since Sarah’s room shares a wall with the couch, she had been lying in bed listening to every. thing. She was probably enjoying it too, knowing her- that pervert!
The funny thing is- I am usually extremely submissive in bed. But- we weren’t on a bed. We were on a couch. I’ve never done anything like that since… except for when 5 minutes after Toby had left, Emma and I were sitting on Sarah’s bed dissecting the evening’s events. Sarah said something to the effect of “I’ve never even been slapped in sex”, and Emma said, “Oh you’d probably really like it”. Sarah was adamant that she would not, and it was then that Emma and I looked at each other, and each knew what we had to do. It all happened so quickly- Emma lunged and pinned Sarah to the bed, and whack I smacked her across the face in the sexiest way I knew how. When I looked down, this is an exact representation of what was looking back up at me:
Sarah has been a sex freak ever since, her exploits surpassing even my own; so to all of her future lovers, all I can say is, I’m sorry.
No shoes- no shirt- no service! No belt…
the moaning lisa 